Brawl!!!!!!!!!!!

No (whoever) I don't want to brawl. My answer to that question has become so mundane already.

BLARGH

GORON MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

tHE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU IDIOT!

No burger, No soda, Final Destination

There are 41 stages in brawl for a reason!

smarter child

[11:14] fiercelinkmaster: hi[11:14] smarterchild: Hey. What's up?[11:14] fiercelinkmaster: I was wondering if you wanted to brawl?[11:14] smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.[11:14] fiercelinkmaster: So what you're scared or something?[11:14] smarterchild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things. Type home to see what I can do.[11:15] fiercelinkmaster: Don't tell me what to do[11:15] smarterchild: Fine. I won't then.[11:15] fiercelinkmaster: Though you do suck at brawl[11:15] smarterchild: My name is SmarterChild! >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.[11:15] fiercelinkmaster: I don't care about your new features I just want to play you in brawl[11:15] smarterchild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)[11:16] fiercelinkmaster: You mean the ones that any idiot on youtube can answer?[11:16] smarterchild: Let's talk about something else.[11:16] fiercelinkmaster: Like what?[11:16] smarterchild: I'd tell you, but I can't. >>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.[11:16] fiercelinkmaster: Why can't you?[11:16] smarterchild: For various reasons, I suppose.[11:16] fiercelinkmaster: Explain[11:16] smarterchild: I beg your pardon?[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: Explain[11:17] smarterchild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: Explain[11:17] smarterchild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing home or help.[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: Explain[11:17] smarterchild: Sorry?[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: Explain[11:17] smarterchild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: I figured you wouldn't[11:17] smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: That wasn't a question[11:17] smarterchild: Go right ahead. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.[11:17] fiercelinkmaster: You're here to be annoying?[11:17] smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...[11:18] fiercelinkmaster: Shut up[11:18] smarterchild: OK. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

I'm so hungry I could ride a horse

Can you hop a fence with a horse that isn't named Epona?

Blocked users on youtube

I currently have 78 people I blocked! Isn't that wonderful!

Captain Falcon vs. Chuck Norris

Explain

Do you even read this

Uh do you?